Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Odyssey 222 | Pineapple Mango – 222mg Caffeine 

Vibe Check:
Functional. Tropical. Slightly intense — like a yoga instructor who doesn’t blink.

What You’re Getting:

You’re looking at 222mg of caffeine, Lion’s Mane, and a flavor profile that’s doing its best. Full transparency: I’m not a functional mushroom convert (yet), and I’m definitely a coffee person — so I came into this a little skeptical. Maybe I’m not the target audience here, but the energy boost is real.

The flavor? It’s probably as good as a mushroom-infused drink gets — pineapple-forward, mango tagging along, and surprisingly not gross. If you’re curious, it’s absolutely worth a shot. Worst case, you feel wired and slightly tropical. Best case, you find your new go-to productivity weapon.

How We’d Drink It:
First thing on a Monday when you want to be and feel productive. Or 2pm, when your body is giving up but your inbox isn’t.

Bottom Line:
Not warm. Not fuzzy. But it’ll get you across the line.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with staring at a spreadsheet until it blinks first.

Ranking (1–10):
7.0 – Function over form. More effective than enjoyable, and that’s the point.