Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Odyssey 222 | Blue Raspberry – 222mg Caffeine + Lion’s Mane

Vibe Check:
Like your favorite gas station slushie decided to clean up its act and get a LinkedIn.

What You’re Getting:
Another 222mg of caffeine, another hit of Lion’s Mane, another day pretending mushrooms are just plants that make you sharper. Look — I’m still not a full convert, but this one at least knows it’s a blue raspberry drink and doesn’t apologize for it. It’s bold. Artificial in a nostalgic way. Sweet without being syrupy. And shockingly tolerable for something with functional fungi lurking in the background. If you grew up loving anything neon blue, this will scratch that itch — just with a productivity buzz instead of a sugar crash.

How We’d Drink It:
Before a meeting you forgot about but now feel weirdly prepared for. Or anytime you’re low-key spiraling but want to look like you’re thriving.

Bottom Line:
Loud, efficient, and surprisingly on-point for something this blue.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with childhood trauma and a standing desk.

Ranking (1–10):
6.5 – Not subtle, but it gets the job done. Like most things that come in blue.