Milonga | Acai - Mint Yerba Mate 10mg

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Milonga | Açaí-Mint Yerba Mate – 10mg THC

Vibe Check:
Feels like self-care, but without all the crystals.

What You’re Getting:
A 10mg THC, surprisingly caffeinated (110mg, so heads up) yerba mate with subtle mint and low-key açaí flavor. Honestly? We weren’t sure mint and açaí would play nicely, but here we are. It tastes earthy and clean, with mint bringing freshness without tasting like toothpaste. The caffeine kicks in for a steady energy boost, but the THC chills it out enough so you don’t start overthinking your life. Win-win.

How We’d Drink It:
After telling someone “yeah, I might swing by later,” knowing full well you won’t.

Bottom Line:
Minty, caffeinated, and oddly comforting.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with half-finished to-do lists.

Ranking (1–10):
7.2 – A mood boost disguised as wellness tea.