New Brew | Guava Euphoric Seltzer – Kratom & Kava Drink

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Guava (Kratom + Kava Sparkling Seltzer)

Vibe Check:
West Coast mellow in a can — grounded, smooth, and just weird enough to work.

What You're Getting:
I first tried New Brew on a trip to LA while building out Better Times, and it’s stuck with me ever since. Still my favorite in the kratom/kava category. This one is a lightly sparkling guava seltzer infused with both kratom and kava — no stevia, no weird sweetener film, just the natural earthy notes of the functional ingredients peeking through. The guava flavor is juicy but not overpowering, and the kava comes through in a more raw, authentic way — herbal, but still palatable. 

How We'd Drink It:
Sun going down, playlist fading in, brain starting to slow without fully stopping. Perfect for creative flow or gentle comedowns that don’t feel like you're checking out completely.

Bottom Line:
Not for everyone — but if you know, you know. Balanced, clean, and a rare example of these ingredients done right.

Reckless Labeling:
Pairs well with big plans, quiet moods, and pretending LA traffic doesn’t bother you.

Nutrition per 12 oz can:

• Calories: 20

• Carbs: 4 g

• Sugars: 3 g

• ABV: 0%

• Functional blend: Kava Extract, Mitragyna Speciosa Leaf (Kratom), no stevia or artificial sweeteners